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Further proof that some of the funniest moments of The Simpsons are happening in the background.
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Johan Santana just threw the first ever Mets no hitter, you non baseball fans.
You don’t mess with the Johan… Santana.
It’s officially been one month since I last hung out with a ‘friend.’ The last person I just chilled with was my drug dealer exactly one month ago. How gross is that, and that was an absolutely miserable experience.
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Who’s cuisine will reign supreme?
The answer is Bobby Flay. I only watch the Bobby Flay episodes of Iron Chef. I like to pretend that he is an insanely arrogant chef who thinks he can never lose, and rarely does. This makes me like him even more, and I root for him by slamming his opponent.
I should dub over some episodes of Iron Chef with Bobby Flay in it. I’ll voice Bobby Flay and someone else can voice the dumb challenger. I would have Flay say things like, “Why are you even hear, challenger? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU EVEN KNOW?”
